Why do they only seed one side of the bagel? Do I eat only 1/2 of the bagel? No! So, why only seed 1/2 of it. Imagine your the poor sucker who bought the bagel depicted above, he's only enjoying a 1/4 poppy bagel. They must know that we (and by we I mean you and me) cut our bagel in half, lengthwise, and then put our spread (hopefully lox or some sort of smoked fish) on the bagel. The only people i know who cut the bagel teh other way are mexican people working in delis and they cannot be blamed. It would be like blaming me for making a bad fajita. You know what, I do make a bad fajita (pronounced fa gee ta). The shit always falls out on me. I say we leave the bagels to the jews and fajitas to the mexicans.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Half Assed
Why do they only seed one side of the bagel? Do I eat only 1/2 of the bagel? No! So, why only seed 1/2 of it. Imagine your the poor sucker who bought the bagel depicted above, he's only enjoying a 1/4 poppy bagel. They must know that we (and by we I mean you and me) cut our bagel in half, lengthwise, and then put our spread (hopefully lox or some sort of smoked fish) on the bagel. The only people i know who cut the bagel teh other way are mexican people working in delis and they cannot be blamed. It would be like blaming me for making a bad fajita. You know what, I do make a bad fajita (pronounced fa gee ta). The shit always falls out on me. I say we leave the bagels to the jews and fajitas to the mexicans.
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