I Shouldn't have ordered the fish (reprise)

They say that the wolverine has no control over itself when it eats and actually can gorge itself to death. i learned this watching the discovery channel when a wolverine squeezed itself between two trees in an effort to force out excess food that would have killed the ferocious critter had it taken no action. i am pleased to say that the animal survived. i am less pleased to report that it has not lost a significant sporting event to penn state since.

what, you ask does this have to do with my condition. well, first off, as you are well aware connecting one thought to another is not my MO; however, in this instance, there is actually a small conneciton. last night i may have bitten off more than i could chew (pun intended) and around 2:00 a.m. i was forced to "wolverine" (Wolverine = vomit). so, 4 treatments in, the damn medicine finally got to me. ironic that a medicine should make you sicker, but that's another topic for another day. (perhaps you will see such a discussion on this very idea at http://www.jazzblahg.blogspot.com/, which, according to blog magazine is "the best new blog on the internet" and "makes absolutely no sense at all"). today, i feel significantly better and with a more careful diet should be able to avoid any further ramifications.

of couse, being 4 treatments in means that we are more than half way through...only 2 treatments to go!! for those of you wondeirng and assmumig all goes well, there will be a big arse party sometime over the summer. aside form cake, there will be a pool, whiffle ball and many other fun activities that have yet to be decided. let's call them surprises.

in case you do not read my blog, i wanted you to know...14 stories below, they call me mr. big hot pastrami.

keep on keepin on.

andy

Dungarees are Neat

As you may recall from a previous post, the idea of John Goodman as spokesman for Dunkin Donuts makes me kinda nauseous. Therefore, in what can only be described as "at a third grade level," I have edited the above photograph to match the image in my head.

In other news, it brings me great joy that scotter libby will be spending some time in jail. while i am sure he is taking a fall for higher ranking officials, i.e., cheney, i could not be more pleased that someone from the bush administration is going to jail. let's keep our fingers crossed that there will be more.

also, i was remiss in forgetting to express my deep dissapointment in the Dook program. With friends from bith institutions i rarely take sides and generally have the utmost respect for both programs. however, intentionally going after a key player as that team enters the tourney with an honest shot to take the title...not cool. Dook and its fans should be embarrased. as a result of their actions, i now hope dook's run of sweet 16 ends.

i apologize for making so much sense and actually expressing legitimate ideas. in the next post i will return to unconnected random thoughts.

my broken heart to heart

Due to an overwhelming response, I have decided to coninue to send emails regarding my tretament, etc. I hope that you will still continue to visit my blog at http://www.jazzblahg.blogspot.com/. there, you will find my trademark non-sensical rants not available via email as well as additional surprises that should not be missed (today's posting will be this email, but tomorrow i have some special things planned, so you definitely don't want to miss that!!).

Today of course was a treatment day and I am pleased, as always, to report no side effects other than some sleepiness; which, i am not sure is a side effect as much as it is a way of life. Wednesday is the next treatment...

Also, and this is big news, the 1991 hit "hands up" performed by Captain Bar-Mitzvah and produced by Heart to Heart was not created by Heart to Heart. According to my sources this song was popularized years earlier at various Club Meds through out the world. I am not really sure what to make of this. I'm mean, how else has Heart to Heart misguided us. Does 7-up mean go instead of freeze? which way am i supposed to run when i hear coke? Am i goping to be stripped of my one and only coke and pepsi title (evan's bar-mitzvah)? How much money does heart to heart owe for blatant copyright violations? Alas, today is a sad day indeed.

thanks, as always, for the positive energy.

ack