I'll go with 24601

I'm famous dammit

Today, the umteenth time in the past few years I saw a subway ad that read, "Tyler Perry presents...[insert project here]" Let me be the first to say that I congratulate Mr. Peryy on all his success; surely if there is one man in the world who deserves this kind of success it's him. I have only one question though, who the fuck is Tyler Perry?

After two years of this crap on subway walls I still have no idea. Sure, I could go on imdb, but that would be way too easy. Instead, I will continue to assume that Aerosmith and Journey had a love child and named him Tyler Perry.

** according to google photo, the man depcited above is Tyler Perry.

It is Properly Referred to as Chromosonally Enhanced

"oh he's old and hurt, I didn't realize that. Give this man a

raise and sign him to a long term deal"

Unlike the saw of syllogism (gism = ha ha) the above quote is illogical. Nonetheless, the once beloved but now belittled New York Knicks have utilized the forestated theory in building their team. Examples include, but are surely not limited to: Stephon Marbuy, Malik Rose, Jalen Rose (remember him), Zack Randoplph, Eddie Curry. Of course, the architecht of this "dream team" is none other than team president and resident fool James "I was just petting the bunny" Dolan.

Last night I was at the Garden in my traditional and affordable seat behind the stage to see the outstanding Clapton/Winwood concert. Because of my seat location I had direct view of those in the front row. From my vanatage point I could see that James Dolan was not in the front row; obviously the wrong decision. Any music fan that actually owned the Garden should be in the front row, it's as simple as that.

Not seeing him in the front row brought two thoughts to my head. First, I noted that James Dolan has never made the correct decision. From Grunfeld through Thomas the man has consistently been wrong. In realizing that he has yet to make the right decision I believe I had an epihany...

George Bush is running the Knicks.

Think about it. It is incomprehendable that two men, born of separate parents, could both always be wrong. (I believe it goes without saying [though i am saying it nonetheless] that Georgey Boy has not yet made the correct decision). Therefore, since we know George Bush is the "decider" it must be that he is running the Knicks and James Dolan is simply the face behind the success. Who knows how president num nuts got control of the Knicks, maybe it was a shady cable contract, but he did. Accordingly let us turn our anger with the Knicks upon the man who deserves it, George W. Bush.

I am hopeful that president dumb ass will be forced to relinquish control in Janaury 2009, at which time we will get our franchise back. Unitl then, we'll just have to deal with the extra chromosone.