X-Marks the (g)-Spot

harry wants to use his magic wand

It is well documented that the Harry Potter book has been pre-released on the intraweb by some hooligans. Well, your faithful blogger has found it for you. Below is an excerpt from the last chapter of the book.

Please be aware while reading this will not spoil the ending for you, you may be slightly offended by the X-rated sexual nature of it. So, if you are a mother, please go away....

"Oh Hermione" screamed Ron, as he climaxed. Hiding in the grand spiral stair case they used to play in when they were children, Ron no longer cared who knew about their affair. His lust for her was simply to great. Hermione was a little more secretive about the whole thing. Indeed, not even Harry, her former and sometimes current lover knew about the affair between his two best friends...

It did not take Ron long before he was ready to go again, his young body fully of vigor and excitement. Looking at Hermione as she lay content in the stairwell Ron grabbed her around her waist and took her from behind. Gently caressing her breasts with both hands he bent her over and began to make love to her when he heard the door to the starewell open. "is anyone there?" they heard. It was the unmistakeable voice of Harry...

I'd hate to ruin the ending for the true fans...

Reality Check

Remember when people born in the 1980's were really young to us. Well, they are now dying in Iraq. The picture above is of Le Ron Wilson who was born in November of 1988. He was from Queens and buried yesterday.

Stop in the Name of...?

don't be a horses ass, exercise you fat bastard

I was at the gym recently for my semi-weekly workout when I encountered an interesting suggestion...I was on the treadmill and decided to take up a little light reading. In this regard the "warning" sign read "discontinue use if you feel faint, dizzy or shortness of breath."

I don't know about you, but if i quit the treadmill upon shortness of breath i would never actually use the treadmill; indeed, i get out breath just looking at a treadmill...Even if that was not true surely i am out of breath after the first few minutes or so (cut me some slack, i am still trying to get back to a ten minute mile).

That's it. I've thought of some really funny things over the past few days but i have not written them down. when they come back to me, watch out! jazzbalhg will be off da hook.

keep on keepin on...know what forget it, stop keepin on, give up, it's a lot easier