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i actually own this jacket

Today is a big day in the world of Jazzblahg! Indeed, we are introducing our first recurring theme and we could not be more excited about it! The title of the series is : "The Less We Use, The More We Save"...While the first of the series will appear to have something to do with conservation, the title is nothing more than Jazzblahg's attempt to gain readership by playing on the sensitivities of the ever increasing green movement. Indeed, jazzblahg hopes you print this post out on extra thick styrofoam paper.

I digress...The series will consist of one liners or odd sentiments either created or overheard by your resident raconteur and as you can see, the new series promises to be a great success. A recent write up in "bloggers," a bi-annual magazine published online, described 'The Less We Use...' as "patently mediocre" and Clive Barker declared it, "humorous to no one and likely to be hated by most" So you can understand our excitement.

Anyway, you have waited long enough:

The Less We Use, The More We Save: vol. 1, issue 1:

This is an actual quote overheard by jazzblahg: "You should get off the phone now, it's lightening outside"