I Can't Hear You

I recently purchased a new set of headphones, my original Ipod pair (why do we call it a pair when it is only one?) predicatbly breaking after one year of use. Unfortunately i have been unable to open the package yet. The plastic packaging is so strong that no man can open said packaging without a scissor. The problem is that the scissor i purchased to open the headphone box is also in that super strong plastic packaging. I really can't figure out why they have to use plastic that has been reinforced by the Bessemer process. Whatever happened to the cardboard back packaging? (think he-man figure) that always seemed to work well. Further, what happens after you get the package open and then decide you want to return the product. you can't because you destroyed the packaging...I smell another scam, similar to the canned air. I am starting an investigative committee.

Also, i am pleased to say that i completely do not know what the cut to black was supposed to represent, though i read a recent quote by david chase that said, "it was all right there." therefore, i believe tony soprano is dead, which is why, for the first time ever, the credits lacked music.