Wednesday, June 6, 2007

You Choo Choo Choose Me


The thing about promoting your blog (and thanks to those of you who joined in) is that you really should have something ready the next day to publish. Due to the nature of this blog (inanity, a perfectly cromulent word) it is hard to come up with ideas all the time. Ergo, some posts will be better than others

That being said, today's topic is "the train's dispatcher", a wo/man i am not very fond of. We all know the train's dispatcher from our trips on the subway..."we apologize for the inconvenience, but we are being held momentarily by the train's dispatcher" And that is precisely the reason i don't like the dispatcher, s/he's always holding me up. Never once have i heard, "we'll be arriving ahead of schedule thanks to the train's dispatcher". Not even a "was it not for the train's dispatcher we'da been even later" No, simply holding me up all the time.

Now, some of you may say, if the dispatcher failed to hold you up, you'd crash. fooey to that argument; like my dad says, "if the queen had balls, she'd be king" Exactly!!

Finally, a quick prediction, the Cavs will be lucky to win a game.

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