Monday, June 4, 2007

Tired Sac of Shit


For Yankee fans it has not been a very good season. Damon is playing hurt (hopefully), Bobby Abreu is afraid to run into his own shadow and Mike Mussina is no longer the .500 pitcher he once was. However, over this weekend everything changed. No, it was not the 2 of 3 from the red sox they so desperately needed. Rather, it was the hilarious injury to Roger Clemens that has put the whole thing into perspective. Indeed, Roger Clemens, the 25 million dollar man afraid to pitch against his former team was sidelined due to a fatigued right groin.

First off, has anyone heard of this injury before...(it's rhetorical, of course not). Second, how did he get this injury? We could of course give him the benefit of the doubt, but i'd like to think he tired it out during his rigorous railroad session in west Hollywood. Lastly, why is ESPN running NFL live 5 days a week during the off season.

and remember, if you're not keepin it real, you're just not keepin it.

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