Friday, July 20, 2007

X-Marks the (g)-Spot

harry wants to use his magic wand

It is well documented that the Harry Potter book has been pre-released on the intraweb by some hooligans. Well, your faithful blogger has found it for you. Below is an excerpt from the last chapter of the book.

Please be aware while reading this will not spoil the ending for you, you may be slightly offended by the X-rated sexual nature of it. So, if you are a mother, please go away....

"Oh Hermione" screamed Ron, as he climaxed. Hiding in the grand spiral stair case they used to play in when they were children, Ron no longer cared who knew about their affair. His lust for her was simply to great. Hermione was a little more secretive about the whole thing. Indeed, not even Harry, her former and sometimes current lover knew about the affair between his two best friends...

It did not take Ron long before he was ready to go again, his young body fully of vigor and excitement. Looking at Hermione as she lay content in the stairwell Ron grabbed her around her waist and took her from behind. Gently caressing her breasts with both hands he bent her over and began to make love to her when he heard the door to the starewell open. "is anyone there?" they heard. It was the unmistakeable voice of Harry...
I'd hate to ruin the ending for the true fans...

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