Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A Ghetto Fab

They say everyone in this world has a look a like. back in the day i was compared to ross from friends, which (not sandwhich, just the regular which) always diassapointed me. not because he's a bad looking guy, rather, because he was a grade a loser. always moping around wondering if he was gonna get rachel. god, that show sucked. anyway, i return to my point, the body double. there is a doctor in my cardiologist's office who looks exactly like the philip seymour hoffman character from Boogie Nights. same belly, same hair, they even have the same walk. in fact, in thinking about it, i'm pretty sure it's the same guy.

speaking of gay, on my way home from the doc's office i saw something wierd. it was a gay hip hop couple being relatively affectionate with each other...and this wasn't a well dressed hip hop where maybe they live outside the community (making it less wierd...the hip/hop commuinity isn't all that open), more like welfare ghetto fabulous, such as "that enyce looks amazing on you" or "honey, as long as they say timberland on them, no one's going to question it." now, it is possible that one of the guys was a very, very unattractive girl dressed in men's clothes, but if that is the case, i'm pretty sure the other guy (the one we can be sure is a guy) is in to shit that's not even on the internet.

also, i will bet you never heard this before but... i am pretty sure kazam is the greatest movie ever made.

anyway, those are my observations today, i hope you enjoy them and i look forward to bringing them to you on a fairly regular basis.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i have seen gay ghettofab and it is not good. ever seen an episode of the wire? "omar" has to be one of the most unattractive hardened thugs with braids i have ever seen. that's what makes his gay make-out scenes with other (slightly more feminine but still) hardened thugs all the more revolting.

not that gay ghettofab can't be appealling. it's just not appealling to me. that's all i'm saying.